Thursday, April 11, 2019

I'd have to agree

I'd just finished doing an EMG/NCV on a patient.


Dr. Grumpy: "I hope that wasn't too bad."

Mr. Needle: "Nah, it went fine."

Dr. Grumpy: "Good."

Mr. Needle: "Yesterday they stuck a camera up my dick. That was much worse."

18 comments:

Fleance Porschley Neckradish said...

"I had no idea how hot those flashbulbs get."

Anonymous said...

"The worst part was the tripod."

Ygolonac said...

At C5-6, I'm assuming...

Brent said...

If a baby can come out a woman's vagina, a 35 mm camera can go up the penis.

ScanningHertz said...

was it a large bulging dick?

Anonymous said...

"Now smile and say 'dickcheese!'"

Anonymous said...

"Smile, you're on Candiru Camera!"

Anonymous said...

"But just think about the dick pics I'll be able to send!"

Anonymous said...

"I feel like maybe the surveillance state is starting to go a little too far."

Anonymous said...

"But in my line of work, you have to give the people what they want, and right now 'Internal Money Shots' is the hottest category on Pornhub."

Anonymous said...

"I mean, honestly, how much does a new camera case cost?"

Anonymous said...

"I wish they'd at least inserted the telephoto lens lengthwise instead of crosswise."

Anonymous said...

"But you know what they say- the camera adds 10 pounds."

Anonymous said...

"I can't help thinking that there must be a simpler way to look at my tonsils."

Anonymous said...

"I photographed every course of my dinner at Alinea for my Instagram page, but it wasn't until I got home that I realized I'd forgotten to take a picture of the wine. Fortunately, there was still time."

John Woolman said...

I think that is a fair comment! Or is this another example of the neurologist urologist confusion?

Packer said...


Picture yourself in his position is there none among you with a single bone of compassion much too hard on him.

OldAFSarge said...

I have been laughing hysterically since I found your blog, Doc. I think I may have pulled a muscle.

Seriously great stuff, I've gone back in time to start at your first post.

Brilliant!

 
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