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Wednesday, October 11, 2017
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
16 comments:
I gotta lay off those cookies...
That is a pretty enormous mistake.
Is the patient on Jupiter?
Wow, that's a big momma!
Crap! Now the EMR will create all kinds of necessary interventions.
The patient is soon to be featured on a show on TLC. "My 1 Ton Life."
Sweet - that should be a level 5 visit and/or bump up your RVUs at least!
You body shamers are the worst.
One ton? That's 22175. 11 tons and change.
I like that they calculate the BMI to seven significant digits. Because precision is important.
Why are you masquerading as a marine veterinarian? Leave the whales alone!
WTF is wrong with (some of) you people?
HAHAH Let's make fat jokes! It's hilarious because nobody ever actually says these things to fat people!
Oh, wait. They do.
Some of you might try to remember that even though this is an obvious mistake, it's not a validation of "jokes" that encourage treating fat people as less than human.
And don't tell me to "lighten up" because it's "just a joke." Words can hurt as much as fists. Think about it.
I agree. While the mistake may be funny, the body shaming is not.
Hey, that's my chart. Doesn't HIPAA count for anything?
Stop putting all your female yaks on the scale at the same time.
Very Common mistake. I've also seen (to use this example) a height of 54'.
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