First we have this doctor's office:
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| "How's the weather down there?" |
From the "but don't do it right now" department of driving safety:
"Gee, this sounds like a great place to live"
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| "I guess the gardens are by the rear entrance." |
From the music store (for those of you who remember what one was).
"Better not look in the other bin" department:
People who can't spell are watching you:
And, lastly, a reminder of those good old days of pharmacy:
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"Mom, can I go to the dentist again??? PLEEAAASSSEEEEE??????"
Maybe they're guarded by serval cats?
Breaking news: Ringo reveals that, after Paul died, the Beatles replaced him with a ringer. As a hint, they put a picture of his replacement on the cover of every copy of the White Album in invisible ink, but nobody found it until now.
"Just text the name of the person you want to kill to 79191, and then sit back and let us do the work for you."
Please tell us that Dikranian Urology is located inside Anal Court.
"Hey, I just discovered this great new band in the heavy metal section! They're called Cëline Dïon!"
So what kind of crimes do you have to commit to be sent to Anal Court?
Anon @ 4:31: rear-ending someone perhaps?
Never mind the rest of 'em. Just send me some of those cocaine drops. I've got a bitchin' toothache. (Autocorrect wanted to make that a "bitcoin toothache," but I intervened.)
Am I the only one who thinks "Dikranian Urology" sounds like a religious cult?
That explains the Empire State Plaza.
Maybe texting while driving will kill you, but, if it's 2017 and you're still using a flip phone like the one in the photo, it may not matter so much.
Slow day at work, so I was leafing through a magazine and came across what looked like quite a good kitchen mixer. Only problem was the name, which was written on the thing in large letters:
"SMEG"
I feel that it would put me off cooking, but might be an excellent diet aid.
Hmm, a bitcoin toothache, I am looking for another passive income stream...
MBee
Don't text while driving but take all the pictures you want.
Just delightful. LOL
If you buy those toothache drops on the dark web, you'll pay in bitcoin.
Dicranium urology would be funier
I have a bottle of viscous lidocaine for esophageal pain. . . does that count?
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