Mary: "Hi, this is Mary at..."
Mr. Stand: "Um, are you the girl I met last Saturday at Pick-Up Charlie's? Hey, the reason I haven't called yet is because..."
Mary: "Uh, no, I work at Dr. Grumpy's."
Mr. Stand: "I don't remember a bar called Dr. Grumpy's. Where is it? I must have been blitzed. Anyway, I'm glad you called because..."
Mary: "Dr. Grumpy is a neurologist. You have an appointment here at 10:00 tomorrow morning. I'm calling to remind you of that."
Mr. Stand: "Wait, you work at my neurologist's AND you came home with me from Pick-Up Charlie's last weekend?"
Mary: "No. I work here. I'm married. I've never been to Pick-Up Charlie's."
Mr. Stand: "Oh... This is awkward... I guess I'll see you tomorrow at 10:00, then."