Mrs. Bun: "It's stabbing, aching, burning, stabbing, throbbing, stabbing, itching, dull, stabbing, sore, stabbing, sharp... Did I mention stabbing?"
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Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Making a point
Mrs. Bun: "It's stabbing, aching, burning, stabbing, throbbing, stabbing, itching, dull, stabbing, sore, stabbing, sharp... Did I mention stabbing?"
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She must've gone to the same place I did for an EMG.
Green Midget Neurology in Bromley?
Dr. Grumpy: Yes Mrs. Bun, but was your pain STABBING?
Take two Oxys every day and call me in 90 days.
Well at least she told you her pain quality so that you can both make a more accurate diagnosis AND meet joint commission requirements.
Some otherwise intelligent folks won't deviate from iterations of "it just really really hurts everywhere [motions to entire upper quarter of body including neck, trunk, and whole upper limb], can't you see? I can't explain it. Now fix it."
"I've been really obsessed with stabbing lately. Stabbing. It's all I can think about day and night. Stabbing. Stabbing. Stabbing. Ahh, you wouldn't by any chance happen to have a scalpel handy, would you?"
Spammity Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! LOL! Good one, Doc!
Don't miss her new book, "Fifty Shades of Red."
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