Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Making a point

Dr. Grumpy: "What's the pain like?"

Mrs. Bun: "It's stabbing, aching, burning, stabbing, throbbing, stabbing, itching, dull, stabbing, sore, stabbing, sharp... Did I mention stabbing?"


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8 comments:

  1. Officer CynicalMay 20, 2014 at 7:08 AM

    She must've gone to the same place I did for an EMG.

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  2. Nurse LillyMay 20, 2014 at 7:12 AM

    Green Midget Neurology in Bromley?

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  3. AnonymousMay 20, 2014 at 10:01 AM

    Dr. Grumpy: Yes Mrs. Bun, but was your pain STABBING?

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  4. PackerMay 20, 2014 at 10:07 AM

    Take two Oxys every day and call me in 90 days.

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  5. pretzelMay 20, 2014 at 11:04 AM

    Well at least she told you her pain quality so that you can both make a more accurate diagnosis AND meet joint commission requirements.

    Some otherwise intelligent folks won't deviate from iterations of "it just really really hurts everywhere [motions to entire upper quarter of body including neck, trunk, and whole upper limb], can't you see? I can't explain it. Now fix it."

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  6. Li'l AzathothMay 20, 2014 at 2:17 PM

    "I've been really obsessed with stabbing lately. Stabbing. It's all I can think about day and night. Stabbing. Stabbing. Stabbing. Ahh, you wouldn't by any chance happen to have a scalpel handy, would you?"

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  7. Steeny LouMay 20, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    Spammity Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! LOL! Good one, Doc!

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  8. AnonymousMay 20, 2014 at 11:53 PM

    Don't miss her new book, "Fifty Shades of Red."

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So wadda you think?