One of my longstanding patients, Mrs. Laugh, came in this week.
Dr. Grumpy: "How are you doing?"
Mrs. Laugh: "Fine. You know, I've been meaning to tell you how great you look for your age!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Thanks. I had no idea that looking great in middle-aged now meant pudgy and balding."
Mrs. Laugh: "Oh, I think you're beyond middle-age!"
Dr. Grumpy: "All right... Where are you going with this?"
Mrs. Laugh: "Well, I was looking up your profile on shittydocratings.com and found this:" (holds up iPhone)
10 comments:
Wow, you don't look a day over 1,000!
You've got me beaten. I've been telling people the digits on my birth certificate are in the wrong order and I was actually born in 1579.
Haha, that's pretty funny! I hope you had a good rating. :D
With that much experience you must be a very good doc!
In "De Remediis Paratu Facilibus Libellus," Galen describes performing trepanation under the guidance of one "Ibeeus Grumpius."
Bet you're tired of recertifying.
So, did you ever meet that Jesus dude, or nah?
A lot of your patients have made me worry. But I think Mrs. Laugh is doing OK. Frankly, if I'd have found that online, I'd have done the same thing.
But, who's counting? Looks like you probably invented psychiatry and settled on neurology. Anyway.
Bwaa-ha-ha. Thank you for that, sez this white haired young lady.
Post a Comment