Mrs. Kidz: "I've got a boy and a girl now, and I'm done."
Dr. Grumpy: "Did you get your tubes tied?"
Mrs Kidz: "That's what my OB did, but it's not exactly what I wanted. I'd specifically told him to tie my tubes, then crush and burn them, then use tractors to pull them as far apart as possible, and scatter the pieces to the 4 winds. But all he did was tie them."
I laughed VERY hard.