Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."
Mrs. Freek: "Yeah, this is Ima Freek, I need to make a follow-up appointment with you. I saw Dr. Grumpy 8 years ago, and need to come back."
Mary: "Okay, hang on... You're not in our system. Are you sure you were here?"
Mrs. Freek: "Of course. I remember your lobby, with all the golf posters, and the golf clubs on the walls."
Mary: "Oh, that's not us. That's Dr. Darth down the street. Let me give you his number."
Mrs. Freek: "No, that's okay, I'm fine seeing a different doc. Can I come in next week?"
Mary: "Sure. Tuesday at 3:00. See you then."
This week
Mrs. Freek: "Hi, I'm here for my appointment. What happened to your lobby?"
Mary: "Nothing. It's been this way for years."
Mrs. Freek: "What did you guys do with all the golf stuff?"
Mary: "We never had that. I told you, that's Dr. Darth down the street."
Mrs. Freek: "Wait a minute... You mean the golf-club doctor isn't here?"
Mary: "No. I told you that on the phone. You said you wanted to come in, anyway."
Mrs. Freek: "I can't believe you misrepresent yourself as part of another office!"
Mary: "Ma'am, I explained that..."
Mrs. Freek: "I'm leaving! This is criminal!"
(storms out, comes back a minute later)
Mrs. Freek: "Hey, I left my cell phone at home. Can you call Dr. Darth to see if he has an opening this afternoon?"
16 comments:
Dr. Darth's real name isn't Dr. Vadar, is it?
Why is it that the ones who really need your help keep storming out of the office?
i'm hoping dr darth is a psych ...
You have a lot of patients storming out of your office it seems
what an a$$hole.
Stupidity is a disease that should have a cure...beyond a Darwin award.
What did you do with the golf stuff?
Anna :o]
Sounds like she's in need of your services after all.
Kate - you know the rule --
You can't fix stupid, and you can't vaccinate against it.
Smith & Wesson makes a vaccinator for this malady. It has to be self-administered.
Smith & Wesson vaccination method is a tad extreme and adults can only do it. My vaccination of choice would be a chemical sterilization to keep the gene pool as clean as possible for future generations.
*headdesk* How do these people find you?
Yo! You! Outta the gene pool!!
buggiers - anyone who bothers Mary
"No we can't place a call for you. You're not our patient."
I'd say this wasn't a loss for you! Or Mary.
I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed with how up-to-speed Mary is on the office decor of the other doctors in town.
Not that golf decor in a doctor's office would be tough to guess.
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