Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, gang, listen up. Mom had to go home sick from work today, and is not feeling well. So when we get home, she's probably in bed. I want you guys to be VERY quiet when we go in the house."
Craig: "Dad, I have a question."
Dr. Grumpy: "What's up?"
Craig: "So Mom is already at home?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes."
Craig: "Then can I get my potato chips out of her car?"