I asked her what was up.
One of my patients had called. He wanted to report that ONLY his left-sided pubic hairs had fallen off as a side effect of his headache pills. The right side was fine.
He'd even emailed us a picture (with his winkie tastefully hidden by a washcloth). In the interests of decency, I'm not putting it up here.
It looked like just a bad shaving job, complete with stubble and razor burn on the left side.
Why? Why? Why?