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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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September
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- Dear Mr. Winkie,
- Yes, that's a very common disease
- Important safety measures
- Detective work
- Welcome to Grand Rounds, year 7!
- Homework
- More Medical Research
- September 27, 1854
- Attention crooks!
- No means no
- Sunday morning, 2:25 a.m.
- I still can't stand it.
- Tough case
- Doctors for Gooder English
- Gosh, I wonder what happened?
- Mary's Desk, September 22, 2010
- There's a lot of that going around
- Now THAT'S ambitious!
- And now for something completely different
- Urgent matters
- Dear Ambien-CR,
- Dead men tell no tales...
- Rolling on the River
- Skool Nerse Time
- Thursday evening, 6:18 p.m.
- Anatomy 101
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- E-prescribing idiocy
- Let's hope you aren't
- The joys of search engines
- Afternoon patient at Dr. Grumpy's
- Hmmm...
- Boob job
- Hygienic Horrors
- How about a cheeseburger for stroke awareness?
- This could mean a lot...
- Delay in game
- Annie's desk, September 8, 2010
- Things that make me grumpy
- Yes, I have kids
- Tuesday morning, 1:55 a.m.
- Tips from Dr. Grumpy
- NEW! Treats pain AND fatigue!
- Excuses
- Good answer
- Geography FAIL!
- Another one bites the dust
- History FAIL!
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September
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19 comments:
Just a guess, but I doubt your office offers that service.
Although, with medical economics going the way it is, we all have to find new ways to make ends meet.
well, you *are* a neurologist are you not?
you've pretty much got any chief complaint in that area covered right?
hehe
awesome.
If I'd ever written something like that on a triage form...
I love it! Next time I need an excuse for something, I'll tell them "My head made me do it."
shoulders, knees and toes...
nah, this could mean only one thing:
"head stuff"
Hey look at the bright side: It could say "tail".
I like a person who cuts to the chase. Cuz I don't think anyone really reads those forms anyway, since the docs usually ask the same questions as soon as you sit down. Even though you just spent an hour writing out that form?
Whenever I fill out a form at a medical office and there's a free text field for "Race", I always put... Triathlon.
It's fun to see if anyone:
1. notices
2. comments
3. Asks me my ironman finish time
SBG23- that is good. I like that.
I once put my dog as a reference for a job in college. No one noticed (I clearly wrote that it was a dog) and I got the job.
Wait, is that what they were complaining of or what they WANTED?
So, was it giving or getting? Please be more specific.
No, he's a computer programmer - in one language an exclamation point is read as "bang". So he is following up from a head injury and his language skills are not quite right - makes perfect sense to me!
dr. grumpy, what kind of job was that? pet sitter?
Awesome. I hope you took care of it.
it could mean a lot,haha, yet compared to the usual posts it's not that crazy
I write that down whenever I go ANYWHERE, just on the off chance I could get lucky.
Hasn't worked yet, but you never know.
I think all of you people are sophomores in high school, which would make you sophomoric. Carry on.
You really do run a "full service" practice huh
No wonder that your site was completely blocked by my client's "net nanny" yesterday.
It is weird, in that my client, a division of a large mega corp, lists your site as being certified for business use. Yet other sites, such as McMaster and CarrLane, are not certified for business purposes at this location.
So, according to the client, I am allowed to order a set screw that meets the reqts of Mil Spec MS-51963 from you. Do you have any of the -67s in stock? I need 5000 of them...LOL
BTW, my w. v. is "ungent". That's a good description of me when I can't read Dr. Grumpy in the morning!
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