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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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September
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- Dear Mr. Winkie,
- Yes, that's a very common disease
- Important safety measures
- Detective work
- Welcome to Grand Rounds, year 7!
- Homework
- More Medical Research
- September 27, 1854
- Attention crooks!
- No means no
- Sunday morning, 2:25 a.m.
- I still can't stand it.
- Tough case
- Doctors for Gooder English
- Gosh, I wonder what happened?
- Mary's Desk, September 22, 2010
- There's a lot of that going around
- Now THAT'S ambitious!
- And now for something completely different
- Urgent matters
- Dear Ambien-CR,
- Dead men tell no tales...
- Rolling on the River
- Skool Nerse Time
- Thursday evening, 6:18 p.m.
- Anatomy 101
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- E-prescribing idiocy
- Let's hope you aren't
- The joys of search engines
- Afternoon patient at Dr. Grumpy's
- Hmmm...
- Boob job
- Hygienic Horrors
- How about a cheeseburger for stroke awareness?
- This could mean a lot...
- Delay in game
- Annie's desk, September 8, 2010
- Things that make me grumpy
- Yes, I have kids
- Tuesday morning, 1:55 a.m.
- Tips from Dr. Grumpy
- NEW! Treats pain AND fatigue!
- Excuses
- Good answer
- Geography FAIL!
- Another one bites the dust
- History FAIL!
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23 comments:
I actually had to read this twice to get your drift. I read it right without actually reading it. My mind must correct these things automatically.
middle child, same for me...haha funny though
Yes, yes I does
same for me middle child, haha.
LOL, my brain automatically corrected it on first read, too.
That's completely wrong...it should have been "Does you has...."
Youse just cain't git good help dese days.
DOH! I had to read it a BUNCH of times! (I may need an appointment)
Well, does you?
yup took me a second glance to catch it..sheesh
Well? Does you? Why doesn't you?
Took me 3 times... Agree with the auto-correction part. Well, I'm a pharmist, not a proof-reader...
Sue
Actually kind of sounds normal to me. I work with people who use this type of vernacular. Again, drives me freakin' crazy. I'm always saying that, aren't I? I don't like people very much. Stupidty works my last nerve and ignorance is a close second.
lol @ pharmist. It's contagious!
wv: gatingic: the sound your cat makes just prior to harfing up a hairball.
Haha - I sure does like reading your blog. I get asked "do yous guys have..." all the time - because adding an s to you makes it plural, or something. Apparantly. Wait til you get text language added to notes...not shorthand, but teenage txt spk. Xlnt fun 2 dcifr!
Welcome to life in a spell check world....If a word is spelled correctly it doesn't matter that it's the wrong word...
The world needs more copyeditors!
<>< Katie
I wonder why it takes most of us couple of passes to catch on?
word verification: "hypershe" - there are just too many joke for this one.
Unchained: The brain does have a remarkable ability to 'filter' out mistakes... it's a normal part of becoming an efficient reader.
Have you read the 'Sdtyu fmor Hvrarad'? Even if the letters from each word are jumbled up, you can still read them, though much more slowly.
I sho 'nuff does
Kind of- but not really :-) related to your post - how we quickly we read and autocorrect ourselves....Count every " F " in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
How many F's ? There are 6.
The reasoning behind this is apparantly the brain cannot process "OF".
(Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is (possibly!)a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare....:)
Well, does you??
Then yous can infuses Diet Cokes!
No amount of screaming seems to get through to people that the King's English is not to be messed with.
Maybe because we don't have a King?
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