So I understand you bringing something to read. People often do, as the assortment of People, Newsweek, Home & Garden, and other lobby magazines can be boring. So I see people with books, newspapers, knitting stuff, Nintendos, laptops, and such to pass the time.
But if you're going to bring something to your next visit, please DON'T make it another issue of Penthouse.
I've got nothing against porn specifically. If that floats your boat, more power to you. But reading it in my lobby, where one of my patients had her kids, didn't make for the calm and tranquil environment Dr. Pissy and I try to cultivate.
So next time, just stick with the Newsweek or Glamour* issues in my lobby.
(*we Seinfeld fans know who we are, huh?)