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14 comments:
I had a double mastectomy last week, and was wondering what they did with them.
Did it list a cup size? That would be good to know.
Do they stuff those things with rice now? Used to be silicone. I guess all those reports of toxicity have taken their toll.
Ohh thats gross!
Too much topless tanning...
Boobies! What? It makes my 12yo daughter laugh.
Well you hate to see 'em go to waste...
Pearl
I'm glad they weren't just plain old baked breasts with absolutely no special treatment. Who knows what they would have listed then!
I'm sure the rice made them extra special.
I pictured a pair of very tan boobs wrapped in extraneous fiberglass and neon, with way too many after market accessories.
Sounds good - but I'd skip the rice.
Italian style?
So, were they a la Sophia Loren or a la Gina Lollobrigida?
Italian style? How does that compare with, say German style, or dare I say, the American (Janet Jackson) style?
Better value that Asian, but less spicy? The mind boggles.
I was the local Indian grocery, where they had imported mixes (from India) for making their version of Chop Suey; it was called 'Tit-Bits.' (ouch)
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