Mr. Cuticle: "Shut up! I'm hungry!"
Monday, September 13, 2010
Afternoon patient at Dr. Grumpy's
Mr. Cuticle: "Shut up! I'm hungry!"
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Mrs. Cuticle: "Harold! Stop chewing your fingernails! We're at the doctors!"
Mr. Cuticle: "Shut up! I'm hungry!"
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Mr. Cuticle: "Shut up! I'm hungry!"
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Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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7 comments:
A marriage made in. . .never mind.
"And if you keep refusing to breast-feed me in public, you really give me no choice."
One word.
pinworms.
Enough said.
I like him.
you don't offer snacks in your waiting room? come on dr grumpy? with all the diet coke you allegedly consume ... offer some to the patients
on the serious side ... i usually make my appt during my lunch hour so i know how he feels
One of my kids used to say that when he picked his nose. Gross.
Did he leave with a Nemenda Rx?
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