If there isn't, then WTF is she doing on this, my 6th cruise?
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Karaoke Kuestion
If there isn't, then WTF is she doing on this, my 6th cruise?
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Is it some sort of International Maritime Law that every cruise ship have at least one horribly untalented warbling woman on board who wants to sing "Memory" (from Cats) badly off key at karaoke?
If there isn't, then WTF is she doing on this, my 6th cruise?
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If there isn't, then WTF is she doing on this, my 6th cruise?
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Mary: My Awesome Secretary
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Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
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Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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13 comments:
She's in line for karaoke next to Bad Sinatra Dude, who has been on every one of mine. Usually with a cheap rug.
Chances are, she needs a wee bit 'o alcohol to make it better. Or you do. Or both.
On another note, "Wonderwall" by Oasis is a great song for karaoke. Find it!!
Are you sure she isn't just an ex-patient(stalker) who keeps getting new plastic surguries so she won't be recognized?That's my theory.
LOL Dr Grumpy...just so you know, my At Work Friend and I are totally addicted to your vacation adventures. That, of course, is the big question at work..."have you read Dr. Grumpy yet?" but we CANNOT believe that Mrs. Grumpy does not read you. Is that because she is just basking in the humor all day long?
The problem with both karaoke and nudism is that it's usually the wrong people.
You may use this witticism if you attribute it properly.
WWWebb
Lipstick- I have no idea. Says it just doesn't interest her.
On the other hand, maybe she does read it and is too pissed at me for disclosing the tomato issue to admit it.
It has been the dude who sings "the Rising Sun" for me. Gah!
Noni
Hope they have a dentist on board. Mouth guards anyone?
Her alternate selection? "Candle in the Wind," of course. ;)
Chrysalis Angel- I'd rather just use duct tape on her.
HA....there goes my coffee! You know.....I was "trying" to be nice.
We left the duct tape in the car, which obviously wasn't my best move. I listed it in the first vacation post last week.
I don't remember whether I related it here or elsewhere, but I frequently threatened my children with the application of cable ties and duct tape (but of course never actuallt did so.)
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