Is it some sort of International Maritime Law that every cruise ship have at least one horribly untalented warbling woman on board who wants to sing "Memory" (from Cats) badly off key at karaoke?
If there isn't, then WTF is she doing on this, my 6th cruise?
She's in line for karaoke next to Bad Sinatra Dude, who has been on every one of mine. Usually with a cheap rug.
ReplyDeleteChances are, she needs a wee bit 'o alcohol to make it better. Or you do. Or both.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, "Wonderwall" by Oasis is a great song for karaoke. Find it!!
Are you sure she isn't just an ex-patient(stalker) who keeps getting new plastic surguries so she won't be recognized?That's my theory.
ReplyDeleteLOL Dr Grumpy...just so you know, my At Work Friend and I are totally addicted to your vacation adventures. That, of course, is the big question at work..."have you read Dr. Grumpy yet?" but we CANNOT believe that Mrs. Grumpy does not read you. Is that because she is just basking in the humor all day long?
ReplyDeleteThe problem with both karaoke and nudism is that it's usually the wrong people.
ReplyDeleteYou may use this witticism if you attribute it properly.
WWWebb
Lipstick- I have no idea. Says it just doesn't interest her.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, maybe she does read it and is too pissed at me for disclosing the tomato issue to admit it.
It has been the dude who sings "the Rising Sun" for me. Gah!
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Hope they have a dentist on board. Mouth guards anyone?
ReplyDeleteHer alternate selection? "Candle in the Wind," of course. ;)
ReplyDeleteChrysalis Angel- I'd rather just use duct tape on her.
ReplyDeleteHA....there goes my coffee! You know.....I was "trying" to be nice.
ReplyDeleteWe left the duct tape in the car, which obviously wasn't my best move. I listed it in the first vacation post last week.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember whether I related it here or elsewhere, but I frequently threatened my children with the application of cable ties and duct tape (but of course never actuallt did so.)
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