Mrs. Scalp: "It's helped my migraines, but causing a lot of hair loss! I feel like I'm going bald!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yeah, like we'd talked about, that can be a side effect."
Mrs. Scalp: "The trade-off just isn't worth it. I want to try something else."
Dr. Grumpy: "That's fine. Let me..."
Mrs. Scalp: "Here's this."
(puts a Ziploc bag on my desk)
Dr. Grumpy: "Uh... what's that?"
Mrs. Scalp: "It's all the hair that's fallen out. I've been saving it for today."
Dr. Grumpy: "I, um, see."
Mrs. Scalp: "Since you were familiar with the drug I figured you'd know a way to put it back on. Isn't there a Flingase antidote?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, but it'll grow back with stopping the drug."
Mrs. Scalp: "Will it all be back by this weekend? I have a wedding to go to."
Dr. Grumpy: "No..."
Mrs. Scalp: "Well, this is a lot of hair." (picks up bag) "Do you have glue or something?"