Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Monday, February 28, 2022

Deep thoughts

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Mrs. Seegarp: "My headaches have been terrible the last few months, and I don't know why." Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had more...
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Monday, February 21, 2022

Supermarket report

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Hi, this is Frank. I'm still working part-time at Local Grocery, carrying groceries out and pushing empty carts in. At Local Grocery, an...
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Monday, February 7, 2022

Vacation memories

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Recently my wife and I were going through photos from cruises we've taken, and I thought I'd share a few: These buffet signs from th...
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Monday, January 31, 2022

Medical news headlines

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Monday, January 24, 2022

Seen in a chart

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Monday, January 17, 2022

Medicine cabinet

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Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Clueless: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy has my wife on Fukitol, and it's either no...
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Monday, January 10, 2022

Best. Wikipedia. Page. Ever.

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Monday, January 3, 2022

December 31, 2021

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Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a call." Mr. Scan: "Hi, doc, I need to talk to Annie, or whoever schedules tests f...
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Saturday, December 18, 2021

Shutting down for holidays

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See you next year!
Monday, December 13, 2021

Bad Reputation

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Dr. Grumpy: "How's your floral business doing?" Mrs. Dixon: "I had to close down... The pandemic just wiped it out."...
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Monday, December 6, 2021

Reruns

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Mr. Fatherly: "It was really stressful 3 months ago, because my son and his fiancée moved in with me." Dr. Grumpy: "How are...
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Monday, November 29, 2021

Round and round we go

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Dr. Grumpy: "Has the medication helped?" Mr. Son: "I think mom is doing okay with it, and the staff at the Alzheimer's ho...
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Monday, November 22, 2021

Modern life

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Guy comes into office, Mary slides open her window. Mary: "Hi, you have a 1:00 appointment? Okay. Can I make a copy of your insurance c...
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Monday, November 15, 2021

1:47 a.m.

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Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Lacune: "Hi, thish ish Dave Lacune, you shaw me at the hoshpital a fe...
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