Doctor Grumpy in the House

 

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Clueless: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy has my wife on Fukitol, and it's either no...

 

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a call." Mr. Scan: "Hi, doc, I need to talk to Annie, or whoever schedules tests f...

See you next year!

Dr. Grumpy: "How's your floral business doing?" Mrs. Dixon: "I had to close down... The pandemic just wiped it out."...

Mr. Fatherly: "It was really stressful 3 months ago, because my son and his fiancée moved in with me." Dr. Grumpy: "How are...

Dr. Grumpy: "Has the medication helped?" Mr. Son: "I think mom is doing okay with it, and the staff at the Alzheimer's ho...

Guy comes into office, Mary slides open her window. Mary: "Hi, you have a 1:00 appointment? Okay. Can I make a copy of your insurance c...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Lacune: "Hi, thish ish Dave Lacune, you shaw me at the hoshpital a fe...

 

Dr. Grumpy: "Let's see... At your last visit I prescribed Flipazol. Did that help?" Ms. Webb: "No, it didn't do anyth...

In the early 1970's, my mom was found to have breast cancer. I was too young at the time to really understand it, and fortunately she...