Doctor Grumpy in the House

  Dr. Grumpy: "How often do you get migraines?" Ms. Thac: "About twice a week. I have one today, actually." Dr. Grumpy: ...

My first year at BSU I had this dumb-as-rocks dorm roommate. He wrote college reports in crayon, lost tuition checks his dad sent him, and ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any health changes since I last saw you?" Mr. Otitis: "I had an ear infection, that was about it." Dr. Grum...

Saturday afternoon   Andy: "Local pharmacy, this is Andy." Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Andy: &qu...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have a seat... So what can I do for you?" Ms. Calgerepep: "I'm not sure I'm in the right place... I thou...

Thank you, B!

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First we have this ad. Beer (at least  in my area), isn't typically sold ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Is your family doc still Dr. Stevens?" Mrs. Unsure: "No, I had to change." Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, who...&q...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Nmda: "HI! DOES YOUR OFFICE DO KETAMINE?" Mary: "No, we don'...

Sunday morning. 2:18 a.m.   Mr. Sleepy: "Hello?" Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, Mr. Sleepy, this is Dr. Grumpy., we met yesterday afternoon...

 

Early last week I received a text from Local Hospital, saying that my name had come up in the hospital's mysterious vaccination hierarch...

Craig: "What's that?" Marie: "It's a box of mini-quiches Dad got from Costco. I'm making some for breakfast."...

It's been about 9 years since BlackDog died , so here's the whole story. She'd been in declining health for some time. Not vis...