Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Monday, March 29, 2021

Going green

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  Dr. Grumpy: "How often do you get migraines?" Ms. Thac: "About twice a week. I have one today, actually." Dr. Grumpy: ...
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Monday, March 22, 2021

Memories

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My first year at BSU I had this dumb-as-rocks dorm roommate. He wrote college reports in crayon, lost tuition checks his dad sent him, and ...
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Monday, March 15, 2021

Graphic

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Dr. Grumpy: "Any health changes since I last saw you?" Mr. Otitis: "I had an ear infection, that was about it." Dr. Grum...
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Monday, March 8, 2021

The Beyond

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Saturday afternoon   Andy: "Local pharmacy, this is Andy." Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Andy: ...
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Monday, March 1, 2021

When in doubt, cut it out

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Dr. Grumpy: "Have a seat... So what can I do for you?" Ms. Calgerepep: "I'm not sure I'm in the right place... I thou...
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Monday, February 15, 2021

Seen in a chart

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Thank you, B!
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Monday, February 8, 2021

Random pictures

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Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First we have this ad. Beer (at least  in my area), isn't typically sold ...
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Monday, February 1, 2021

Multiple choice

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Dr. Grumpy: "Is your family doc still Dr. Stevens?" Mrs. Unsure: "No, I had to change." Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, who......
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Monday, January 18, 2021

Mary's desk

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Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Nmda: "HI! DOES YOUR OFFICE DO KETAMINE?" Mary: "No, we don'...
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Monday, January 11, 2021

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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Sunday morning. 2:18 a.m.   Mr. Sleepy: "Hello?" Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, Mr. Sleepy, this is Dr. Grumpy., we met yesterday afternoon...
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Monday, January 4, 2021

Seen in a chart

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Monday, December 28, 2020

Needlework

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Early last week I received a text from Local Hospital, saying that my name had come up in the hospital's mysterious vaccination hierarch...
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Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Legal adults

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Craig: "What's that?" Marie: "It's a box of mini-quiches Dad got from Costco. I'm making some for breakfast....
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Monday, December 14, 2020

Memories

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It's been about 9 years since BlackDog died , so here's the whole story. She'd been in declining health for some time. Not vis...
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