Doctor Grumpy in the House

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Nmda: "HI! DOES YOUR OFFICE DO KETAMINE?" Mary: "No, we don'...

Sunday morning. 2:18 a.m.   Mr. Sleepy: "Hello?" Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, Mr. Sleepy, this is Dr. Grumpy., we met yesterday afternoon...

 

Early last week I received a text from Local Hospital, saying that my name had come up in the hospital's mysterious vaccination hierarch...

Craig: "What's that?" Marie: "It's a box of mini-quiches Dad got from Costco. I'm making some for breakfast."...

It's been about 9 years since BlackDog died , so here's the whole story. She'd been in declining health for some time. Not vis...

 

Several years ago I posted about Local Hospital's bizarre "washing your hands entertainment system," where the soap dispenser...

 This picture is:   A. The new ad campaign for Dove "it's 1/4 moisturizing cream" soap. B. "Phantom of the Opera II- The ...

"Hi, this is Mr. Foggy. I need to cancel my appointment with Dr. Grumpy for this week. It's, uh, one of the days this week. Actuall...

One of my longstanding patients, Mrs. Laugh, came in this week.   Dr. Grumpy: "How are you doing?" Mrs. Laugh: "Fine. You ...

This is Mrs. Grumpy. So many of you have returned to Douglas C. Kenney Elementary School these days. It certainly keeps me busier, as your ...

Journal headline writers apparently are now paid by the word:

 Logging into the pharmacy prescription portal to do refills this morning, I was greeted by this:       So, being the kind of doctor (I hope...