Doctor Grumpy in the House

"I am not a hypochondriac. I am being proactive about my health. Back to my list, item 27..."

Ms. School: "Hello?" Mary: "Hi, this is Mary, at Dr. Grumpy's office. We need to reschedule your appointment." M...

I was doing a marketing survey last night. This is a treatment for depression that hadn't occurred to me...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Shaking: "I saw Dr. Grumpy last week, and he sent my refill to my mai...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for more examples of "artisanal" crap you guys have sent in. First we have this flour, which is s...

There's a new drug on the market in my field (hell, I could say that every month), so my partner Pissy and I are getting the usual drug ...

Seen in a chart section on improving patient medication compliance. The spelling error and bad grammar only make it worse.

Mr. Angry: "I demand you order an MRI of my abdomen." Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, we've been through this before. I'm not the...

On a patient with a heart attack. Time to light up, apparently.

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Call: "Hello, I was referred by Dr. Unka to see Dr. Grumpy." Mar...

Dr. Grumpy: "Let me fill out the MRI form... Are you claustrophobic, sir?" Mr. Lumbar: "No, I'm Episcopalian."

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, we should have the test results later today, so I'll check back afterwards to discuss them. Who's your regu...

Seen in a chart:

  This is Craig Grumpy. Dad asked me to write about my New Year's Eve. Marie and I had an out-of-state college band competition o...