Doctor Grumpy in the House

Seen in a veterinary orthopedic course brochure:   Thank you, Webhill!

I recently was at a hospital staff meeting where one of the administrative clowns got up to speak. He was trying to show us how grat...

Dr. Grumpy: "So, I last saw you a week ago, when you were in the hospital for Transient Global Amnesia. How have you been doing?" ...

Nurse: "Have you had any previous heart issues?" Patient: "I have a porcelain heart valve." Nurse: "You mean po...

This isn't the first time I've put up stuff like this, and it won't be the last. But you know what? Crap like this is no longe...

I'm in the emergency room, talking to a patient's wife: Dr. Grumpy: "When did this all start?" Mrs. Concern: ...

This post wraps up 2018. I'll be taking 3 weeks off, and will see you guys in January. December 21, 2008, was, apparently, a slow new...

Do you have a friend who's a dentist? Do you want to give your dentist something more meaningful than the gouges you leave on the arms o...

Those old enough will remember Rockwell's 1980's hit "Some Random Guy is Watching Me." Wait? That wasn't the title? ...

Do you have a friend who's trying to attract the perfect guy, hoping her perfume will do the trick? Maybe you should get her this: ...

Frank got home from his first college semester last night. This morning, Mrs. Grumpy and I were woken from a sound sleep by screaming ...

Do you have a friend who thinks he has animal magnetism? Maybe these boxers are the perfect gift: Available from Newchic , this pair o...