Wednesday, December 19, 2018

2018 Holiday gift guide

Those old enough will remember Rockwell's 1980's hit "Some Random Guy is Watching Me."

Wait? That wasn't the title? Never mind.

But if you have a friend who has delusions of that sort, you can order this for them:





The "Old Asian Man Wall Decal" (seriously, that's what it's called) is available from a number of websites for people wanting to add it to their home's atmosphere. Or something.
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5 comments:

  1. Astrolabe SilverwaxDecember 19, 2018 at 5:23 AM

    I think the actual title of the song was "I Can Get Michael Jackson to Sing Backup Because My Father Is the Head of Motown Records."

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  2. AnonymousDecember 19, 2018 at 5:25 AM

    If you have something like a coffee bar that operates on the honor system, the poster could pay for itself:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/10/magazine/10section1C.t-3.html

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  3. clairesmumDecember 19, 2018 at 10:51 AM

    Wait, he's not OLD!

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  4. AnonymousDecember 20, 2018 at 3:02 AM

    When you were a kid, you put up posters of teen idols and sports stars, but now that you're all grown up, you're looking for something a little more mature...

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  5. AnonymousDecember 26, 2018 at 12:10 PM

    The Amazon reviews of this are the best thing you'll read all day.

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So wadda you think?