Do you have a friend who's trying to attract the perfect guy, hoping her perfume will do the trick?
Maybe you should get her this:
Let's face it, nothing gets a guy's attention like a woman who smells like a slab of roast beef. Or an Arby's.
If nothing else, she'll certainly have the attention of every dog in the neighborhood.
What really turns me on is a woman who smells like liver.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about the horseradish.
ReplyDeleteWho?? wants to smell like a cheap restaurant kitchen?
ReplyDeleteDivorce papers served in 3, 2, 1 . . . .
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you Yanks are all so fat, when there's deals such as Arby's around. That's way beyond gross.
ReplyDeleteShould go very well with the KFC fried chicken scented firelogs!
ReplyDeleteThis is real!
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