Doctor Grumpy in the House

Seen in a chart:

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Lady: "Hi, I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy." Mary: &quo...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Nurse: "Hi, this is Susan. I'm a nurse on the 7th floor, calling in...

Seen in a chart:

One of Dr. Pissy's staff has a delightful 2 1/2 year old girl named Rachel. This summer, due to her babysitter being on a family vacat...

Actual fax received at my office:

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Tush: "I'm really not happy about this whole situation." An...

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have a medication list?" Mr. Time: "Nope, I know everything I'm taking." Dr. Grumpy: "O...

"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the...

All right, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First we have this delightful hand lotion: Then we have this...

In the 1980's Mojo Nixon claimed "Elvis is Everywhere." While anyone who visits Vegas might concur, I have to disagree...

Mrs. Methodical: "My blood pressures have been good, too." Dr. Grumpy: "I'm glad. What have they been running?" ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any side effects with the new pill?" Mr. P: "Only one, it makes my urine smell like something terrible." ...