Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters, bringing you the stories that shape your world. Dateline: Shanghai, China. A flight from Shan...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Woof: "I need to get into Dr. Grumpy right away! I was bitten by a dog,...

Seen in a chart: "Well, that's not so big, works out to only 563 meters."

Mrs. Pesce: "That's not the same fish you had at my last visit, is it? I thought it was a different color." Dr. Grumpy: &quo...

These are the kinds of warnings that modern, technologically advanced, highly sophisticated computer prescribing systems give us dumb ol'...

Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters continue to bring you the stories that shape your world. The summer amusement park season is upon...

Dr. Grumpy is no stranger to not-particularly-worthwhile research, having published some myself . I get it. You didn't want to do it, ...

All right, with the kids' band stuff, school getting out next week, the kids' band stuff, visiting relatives who have given us shor...

One of my all-time favorite chart excerpts:

Ms. Auth: "Major Illness Insurance." Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy. I'm calling to get a medication authorized on a p...

Dr. Grumpy: "That's odd for you to have a seizure. Did you miss a medication dose?" Ms. Rummage: "Yeah... Actually I ha...

80 years ago tomorrow, one of the finest moments in BBC history occurred. Lt.-Cmdr. Thomas Woodrooffe was a retired Royal Navy office who ...

Last night I was at a dinner meeting for a research company. These things are always held at some swanky overpriced steakhouse. Dr. Duff...

It's 11:18 p.m. I'm fast asleep, and my phone rings. Dr. Grumpy: "Hello?" Dr. Brain: "Hi, Ibee? It's me."...