Dr. Grumpy: "That's odd for you to have a seizure. Did you miss a medication dose?"
Ms. Rummage: "Yeah... Actually I haven't taken it for almost a week."
Dr. Grumpy: "Did you run out?"
Ms. Rummage: "No, I've just been really stressed out over having a garage sale."
"I'm concerned that some of the neighbors might notice that I'm selling their own stuff back to them."
ReplyDelete"The owners of the garage get back in town tomorrow."
ReplyDelete"So I decided to relieve the stress by playing a little Candy Crush, and I kind of lost track of time."
ReplyDelete"I could really use the money, and I'm definitely never going to wear all those clothes again, but I'm a little nervous because this will be my first public appearance since transitioning from being Mr. Rummage."
ReplyDeleteI really stress over if I forgot to take my medication.
ReplyDeleteAntiques Roadshow really raised the bar for everyone.
ReplyDeleteDid she try to use her pills to pierce her ears?
ReplyDeleteOne time we did a garage sale at the Crazy RxMan home.
ReplyDeleteBrought in about $2,500.
We had a lot of stuff.
"People judge you by your garage sales. That's why I'm selling off all my best stuff for next to nothing- so the neighbors will think that I have even better stuff and so much money that I don't really care. But then I'm going to be broke and stuck with just my old crap. That's the price you pay for respect these days."
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