Friday, June 23, 2017

Don't piss him off

Seen in a chart:
"Well, that's not so big, works out to only 563 meters."

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14 comments:

  1. MooseJune 23, 2017 at 7:02 AM

    So, you're saying you work out of Area 51?

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  2. DianeJune 23, 2017 at 8:04 AM

    Bet he/she has trouble finding clothes that fit.

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  3. Nurse LillyJune 23, 2017 at 9:46 AM

    You just know they're going to have a medical student give him bad news.

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  4. staceyJune 23, 2017 at 10:37 AM

    Yeah but that's in dog inches, soooooo...

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  5. AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 10:50 AM

    Yeah, but don't all guys claim to be 21948 inches?

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  6. AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 11:51 AM

    Twenty One Thousand, Nine Hundred Forty Eight inches, so many ways to measure a man. In inches, in meters, in staking of hands, so many ways to measure a man

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  7. ndenunzJune 23, 2017 at 12:02 PM

    Check a serum growth hormone and an MRI of the pituitary.

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  8. Ms. DonnaJune 23, 2017 at 1:14 PM

    Page the NBA.

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  9. Jonathan SwiftJune 23, 2017 at 1:18 PM

    Don't. Fuck. With. Brobdingnag.

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  10. PackerJune 23, 2017 at 2:20 PM

    With a 32 inch waist

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  11. AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 2:50 PM

    GENERAL: well-appearing god-like being, smartly dressed in a long, flowing toga and clean sandals; alert; no acute distress; accompanied today by his wife, Hera
    RESPIRATORY: quiet, unlabored respirations; thunderous cough
    NEURO: apparently diminished sensation in feet - oblivious as he crushed multiple cars in the parking lot, the whole of the office building, and most of my clinical staff; possibly hearing-impaired, as well - ignored our screams for mercy
    PSYCH: pleasant mood; cheerful as he wrought apocalyptic destruction on the city

    Remainder of exam deferred. National Guard contacted for assistance with disposition.

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  12. JavaheadJune 23, 2017 at 5:42 PM

    Paul Bunyan?

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  13. AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 9:38 PM

    Meanwhile in the pharmacy..."Okay we need a creatinine clearance." Round to the nearest increment of 100 please.

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  14. jimbo26June 24, 2017 at 4:21 AM

    Nah , that`s the patients birth date - 21 Sept 1948 ;-)

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So wadda you think?