Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."
Mrs. Woof: "I need to get into Dr. Grumpy right away! I was bitten by a dog, and may have suffered nerve damage!"
Mary: "Okay, we don't have anything until next week, are..."
Mrs. Woof: "But this needs to be done urgently. I think I need stitches!"
Mary: "Um, when did this occur?'
Mrs. Woof: "Five, maybe ten minutes ago. It's bleeding all over the place!"
Mary: "You need to go to ER. Dr. Grumpy doesn't handle injuries like this."
Mrs. Woof: "But there might be nerve damage! He's a nerve doctor!"
Mary: "Yes, but he's not going to put stitches in it, or know what else to do. You need to go to ER, and let them see what's going on."
Mrs. Woof: "You people are a waste of time!"
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That lady has some nerve!
ReplyDeleteHer mind, dog-gone-it.
ReplyDeleteMeow.
ReplyDeleteYippie yippie yi, yippie yi yo yo
ReplyDeleteI wanna be a cowboy
And you can be my cowgirl
Oh, yippie, yippie yo yo
[Yes, I know you wanted DO THE DOGCATCHER!]
I think this one calls for "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
ReplyDeleteIt's a wonder we made it to the moon.
ReplyDelete"You're almost as useless as the gynecologist I just called!"
ReplyDeleteAt that point she probably hung up the phone and immediately drove down to her pharmacy to pester the pharmacist on duty.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 9:13, it's a wonder we invented the wheel.
ReplyDeleteAt times like this, I hope there really is intelligent life out there.
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