Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Friday, April 28, 2017

Honesty

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Seen in a chart:
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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Parking

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My office parking is okay. Not great, not horrible. Generally anyone can find a space, but they may have to park farther than they like (we ...
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Monday, April 24, 2017

Random pictures

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Okay, time to hit the mail bag for stuff you guys have sent in: First we have this doctor's office: "How's the weather do...
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Friday, April 21, 2017

Modern medicine

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Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Thirst: "Yes, I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy....
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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Wednesday reruns

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Mrs. Powder: "Sorry I'm a few minutes late, I had to drop my husband off at the ER." Dr. Grumpy: "Is he okay?" M...
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Monday, April 17, 2017

Mystery

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Last week I got a letter from an insurance company about a patient's medication. No biggie. Happens a lot. The letter said my patient...
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Friday, April 14, 2017

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

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Seen in a chart: Of course, there's only one medicine that treats it all .
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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Memories...

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One night, just after starting my internship, I got called to pronounce a patient dead. How hard can that be? They paged me just after m...
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Monday, April 10, 2017

Sunday morning, 12:37 a.m.

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Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Phone: "Yeah, I see Dr. Nerve for my headaches, and when I had one ...
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Friday, April 7, 2017

Genetics

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Mrs. Worry: "I'm concerned about Alzheimer's Disease, because I have a family history of it." Dr. Grumpy: "Who had ...
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Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Mary's desk

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Mr. Stand: "Hello?" Mary: "Hi, this is Mary at..." Mr. Stand: "Um, are you the girl I met last Saturday at Pick...
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Monday, April 3, 2017

100 years to the day

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This picture was taken 100 years ago today, off New York City. It's the U.S.S. Arizona, shortly after completing engine repairs and only...
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Friday, March 31, 2017

Check, please

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This weekend Craig is hosting a murder-mystery party for his friends, with crimes he's writing himself. Last night we stopped for a bi...
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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Publishing

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Dear Cureus, Thank you for your recent email. I must say, I'm delighted that you enjoyed my article "," which was pub...
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