Doctor Grumpy in the House

Seen in a chart:

My office parking is okay. Not great, not horrible. Generally anyone can find a space, but they may have to park farther than they like (we ...

Okay, time to hit the mail bag for stuff you guys have sent in: First we have this doctor's office: "How's the weather do...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Thirst: "Yes, I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy.&qu...

Mrs. Powder: "Sorry I'm a few minutes late, I had to drop my husband off at the ER." Dr. Grumpy: "Is he okay?" M...

Last week I got a letter from an insurance company about a patient's medication. No biggie. Happens a lot. The letter said my patient&...

Seen in a chart: Of course, there's only one medicine that treats it all .

One night, just after starting my internship, I got called to pronounce a patient dead. How hard can that be? They paged me just after m...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Phone: "Yeah, I see Dr. Nerve for my headaches, and when I had one ...

Mrs. Worry: "I'm concerned about Alzheimer's Disease, because I have a family history of it." Dr. Grumpy: "Who had ...

Mr. Stand: "Hello?" Mary: "Hi, this is Mary at..." Mr. Stand: "Um, are you the girl I met last Saturday at Pick...

This picture was taken 100 years ago today, off New York City. It's the U.S.S. Arizona, shortly after completing engine repairs and only...

This weekend Craig is hosting a murder-mystery party for his friends, with crimes he's writing himself. Last night we stopped for a bi...

Dear Cureus, Thank you for your recent email. I must say, I'm delighted that you enjoyed my article "," which was pub...