This weekend Craig is hosting a murder-mystery party for his friends, with crimes he's writing himself.
Last night we stopped for a bite on the way home from band practice. He had a notebook, and was frantically writing down ideas for the party mysteries.
At one point he said "One more to go. I JUST NEED INSPIRATION FOR ONE MORE MURDER!!!"
Saying that loudly gets you some interesting looks in a crowded diner.
Has he talked to any of Dad's patients? They should have some good ideas.
ReplyDelete"Mr. Patient murdered the entire staff because he was enraged at the animal cruelty shown by leaving the fish in the tank and never taking it for a walk."
Hope you are not in a concealed carry state, remark like that could get you killed.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww, come on Dad! After all,"When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge." Or so said Sherlock Holmes.
ReplyDeleteTell Craig to contact me. I've been devising ways to eliminate nasty patients without getting caught for years. YEARS.
ReplyDeleteLet us know if you need to be bailed out.
ReplyDeletehas he thought about anti-freeze? It has no taste or odor. It worked for...Oh, never mind.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I not doubt Crazy Rx Man at all? Oh, yes - its because I read his blog, too...
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