Doctor Grumpy in the House

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Urgent: "My daughter needs to get in to see Dr. Grumpy right away!...

From a medication denial fax I received last week:

Invitation a reader recently received for a market research survey: Thank you, Dr. M!

This is an actual note I had to dictate today. Dear Dr. Intern, Mrs. Payne returns today. I haven't seen her since March. She say...

"In other words, do not try this at home." Thank you, Webhill!

Does your daughter love "Frozen"? Does she dream of being friends with Elsa? Has she ever told you that, when she grows up, she wa...

"My Dad suffered a fatal stroke when he was 68, but lived for another 15 years."

Ms. Recite: "Major Illness Insurance medication review, may I help you?" Annie: "Hi, I'm calling to get a seizure medic...

With spring coming and the snow finally receding, Mrs. Grumpy sent me out last night to buy gardening crap so she can try growing tomatoes a...

Jake is an elderly widower who lives at Shady Acres Care Home. One day Sadie, who lives down the hall, comes over. "Jake," she s...

Dr. Grumpy: "So, what are you guys up to next?" Mrs. Discount: "My daughter and I are going to run a few errands, then stop...

Ms. Chlorophyll: "I have migraines, with photosynthesis." Dr. Grumpy: "You mean photophobia." Ms. Chlorophyll: ...

The following voicemail was left on my phone last night. "Hi, Ibee, It's Rick Radar, on call in radiology tonight. You ordered a ...

Recently I picked up a fellow who had a serious accident a few years back, and was thrown from his car. He landed on his head, and required ...