Monday, March 16, 2015

SOLD!

Dr. Grumpy: "So, what are you guys up to next?"

Mrs. Discount: "My daughter and I are going to run a few errands, then stop at Schit Haüs for lunch."

Dr. Grumpy: "Didn't you guys go there after your last visit?"

Mrs. Discount: "Yeah, we have lunch there a few times a month."

Dr. Grumpy: "That's funny, my wife and I tried it once, and didn't like it at all."

Mrs. Discount: "Honestly, I don't think it's very good, either, and my daughter can't stand it."

Dr. Grumpy: "Then why do you guys keep going there?"

Mrs. Discount: "She buys their Groupons. She says it's a good deal."
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8 comments:

  1. Ivan IlyichMarch 16, 2015 at 9:46 AM

    Reminds me of the old Woody Allen line:

    "The food here is terrible -- and the portions are so small!

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  2. JonoMarch 16, 2015 at 10:08 AM

    But it's such a good deal!

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  3. a.generic docMarch 16, 2015 at 11:22 AM

    You better not ask why she keeps coming back to see you.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 16, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    She has stock in Tums.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 16, 2015 at 8:39 PM

    So, let me get this straight: 'bad' is the new 'good?'

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  6. HattieMarch 17, 2015 at 1:37 AM

    Beats buying food and cooking a meal, I guess.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 17, 2015 at 8:03 AM

    I said cool is a rule, but... sometimes, bad is bad.

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  8. HollyMarch 18, 2015 at 3:10 PM

    Sounds legit!

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So wadda you think?