Doctor Grumpy in the House

Because when you hit a bump on the freeway at 75 mph, nothing holds your overloaded trunk closed better than a few strips of tape. "...

Okay, folks. The bags are packed. Kids in the trunk rear seats of the minivan, and we are ready to head out for 2 weeks. As they did last...

Actual broadcast of a road construction news story in Saginaw this week.

Actual manufacturer's info for Botox:

Wednesday, July 17 Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Miss Luthor: "Hi, I'm so sorry, I have an appointme...

I was doing a survey recently, and this question came up: 1930? WTF? I mean, let's do the math here. Realistically (unless you'...

"All my memories, without exception, are of things that happened in the past. I don't have any other kinds of memories, and I'm...

Dr. Grumpy: "I don't like the sound of this... I want to admit you directly to the hospital. Let me make some calls." Miss F...

 Time to hit the mailbag. The first item is this gadget. In all honesty, I had no idea there was a market (especially i...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had anything stressful going on?" Mr. Golf: "No. Look, doc, I'm retired. REALLY retired. If I tri...

This question came up on a survey last night (PD = Parkinson's Disease): I really love the 5th answer. In all honesty, I can'...

Actual headline this afternoon in USA Today: Thank you, SMOD!

Mary: "I can't believe it's this empty." Dr. Grumpy: "Maybe because it's summer." Mary: "The phone ...

Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you, sir?" Mr. Wheelchair: "My legs are completely paralyzed! I can't walk!" Dr. ...