A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Muscle weakness, blurred vision, double vision, droopy eyelids, dysarthria...sounds like my weekend night out with the boys.And, as the British would say, you really shouldn't drive when you're pissed.
Aw, c'mon Grumpy, what fun are you?Everyone drives when they have double vision (in cartoons).Yes, you have to have a liberal dose of common sense too, which probably didn't come in this package (available for additional cost).
Please stick some of that in my face.
I'd rather have wrinkles, thanks. Then again, I never found the idea of being injected full of botulism appealing. Call me weird.Barb
I notice they don't tell you to STOP taking the medication!!How did the lawyers let that one slip???
What's really fun is to get a bunch of your friends together, get Botox injections, and then play a game where whoever can't pronounce the word "dysarthria" has to do a shot of tequila. Then, when you're good and wasted, you all go skydiving.
So wadda you think?
Muscle weakness, blurred vision, double vision, droopy eyelids, dysarthria...sounds like my weekend night out with the boys.
ReplyDeleteAnd, as the British would say, you really shouldn't drive when you're pissed.
Aw, c'mon Grumpy, what fun are you?
ReplyDeleteEveryone drives when they have double vision (in cartoons).
Yes, you have to have a liberal dose of common sense too, which probably didn't come in this package (available for additional cost).
Please stick some of that in my face.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have wrinkles, thanks. Then again, I never found the idea of being injected full of botulism appealing. Call me weird.
ReplyDeleteBarb
I notice they don't tell you to STOP taking the medication!!
ReplyDeleteHow did the lawyers let that one slip???
What's really fun is to get a bunch of your friends together, get Botox injections, and then play a game where whoever can't pronounce the word "dysarthria" has to do a shot of tequila. Then, when you're good and wasted, you all go skydiving.
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