Doctor Grumpy in the House

"I understand, but I don't understand. Do you understand?"

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Khwarizmi: "Yeah, I'm driving all over, and can't find your off...

Doing a survey last night, one allegedly for neurologists, and this question came up: Beyond shingles I really had no comment.

My former call partner, Dr. Darth, had an office manager (Suzee). He eventually fired her and promoted his secretary (Floozee, who he was ...

Mrs. Map: "Sorry I'm late, I had trouble finding your office. My iPhone gave me weird directions." Dr. Grumpy: "That...

It's been 3 years since I ran this post. And I still believe every word. Nurses... Are AWESOME. I'm a doctor. We get all the...

Dr. Grumpy: "What were you doing just before you blacked out?" Mrs. Climax: "Having a MAJOR  orgasm."

Lady walks into office, signs in Mary: "Hi... ma'am, your appointment was yesterday. We have you marked down as a no-show." ...

A few years ago I signed up for an account with one of those "suggest-a-doctor" sites as a way to get business. Shortly afterwar...

My 2:00 patient had a large, straight, red mark on her forehead. Mrs. Amana: "Sorry I'm a little late. I burned my forehead....

Dr. Test is down the street from me. He sends me infrequent referrals. I consistently send him notes about visits, listing what, if any, t...

"I'm looking through a fishbowl, but without fish. This is because my left toenails are all pale, which explains my neck problems....

Guy comes in, stands at counter, obviously angry. Mary: "Can I help you, sir?" Angry Guy: "Yes! I demand to speak to the ...

Filling out an insurance company's drug authorization form yesterday, I discovered this: