Doctor Grumpy in the House

Mr. Biochem: "What did my labs show?" Dr. Grumpy: "Well, your homocysteine level was high, and..." Mr. Biochem: "Th...

I found this impressive quote in another doctor's letter last night:

Around Jewish holidays Local Grocery always puts up a display which varies depending on the holiday, featuring Matzoh, or Hanukah candles, o...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?" Mrs. Morton: "Yes, ether makes me lose consciousness."

Look, sir. I think it's great that you want Mom to be able to reach you. You're obviously a devoted son, and I respect that. In spit...

"Doctor, I saw something on television last night. They have a machine, called an MRI, that can take pictures of your brain. Have you e...

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, I'm Dr. Grumpy. What can I do for you, sir?" Mr. Gregorian: "My previous neurologist retired, so I want ...

Over lunch I was doing a medical market research survey, and got this question: "What incidence of injection site reactions would you f...

(door flies open, really huge wild-eyed guy runs in) Mary: "Can I help you?" Really huge wild-eyed guy: "OH MY GOD! IT'S ...

I guess this trio has redefined "making a clean getaway." Thank you, William!

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you ever smoked?" Mr. Precise: (whips out iPhone, taps a few times): "One cigarette, on September 21, 195...

In a world of lame excuses, some people are better at it than others . Thank you, Alison!

Her name was Duc de Duras , and she was a nondescript wooden cargo ship. The French East India Company built her in 1765 for far East tradin...

There is absolutely NOTHING that can make you feel more inadequate as a parent than an issue of "Working Mom" magazine. It came t...