Monday, September 26, 2011

Mary's desk, last Friday

(door flies open, really huge wild-eyed guy runs in)

Mary: "Can I help you?"

Really huge wild-eyed guy: "OH MY GOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE! DO YOU HAVE ANY PAPER TOWELS?"

Mary: "Um, sure, back in our kitchen, let me go..."

Really huge wild-eyed guy: "I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG! NEVER MIND!"

(runs out door)
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21 comments:

  1. HavenSeptember 26, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    That would be momentarily terrifying. And confusing.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    And thus begins the next Hollywood style, impossibly fast spreading, life-on-Earth-as-we-know-it ending, caused-by-science plague.

    By tomorrow morning it will be in Your Town.

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  3. ERPSeptember 26, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    He crapped himself?

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    Those Christmas decorations just keep showing up earlier every year, don't they?

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    "Bad Romance" claims another victim...

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    did you and Mary say a thanksgiving prayer afterward that he's not one of your patients who dropped in for an emergency?

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  7. Bob@thenestSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    Methadone clinic next door by any chance? :-)

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  8. EileenSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    Don't leave us in suspense - you must have heard about it somehow...

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  9. MargaretSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    This would make a great practical joke!

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    What sitcom is complete without the wacky neighbor?

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Needs a neurologist. Or a urologist. Or a Yak herder.

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    Toner cartridge dropped on floor.

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    Did you ever find out what "it" was?

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  14. Grumpy, M.D.September 26, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    No. Still have no idea. May be best that way.

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  15. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    Another customer satisfied with his 3G coverage.

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  16. HeatherSeptember 26, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    I pray that you never know what those paper towels were for.

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  17. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    New contacts (lenses)?

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  18. thethingspatientssaySeptember 27, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    I'm betting he was a crime scene cleanup guy. If he'd asked for bleach that would have been a sure thing.

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  19. terri cSeptember 27, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    I'm thinking you're right Dr G; it's probably MUCH better not to know.

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  20. DanSeptember 28, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    I am pleased that I didn't see Grumpyville on CNN that night.

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  21. pharmacy chickSeptember 28, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    The psyciatric clinic must be nearby huh??

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So wadda you think?