Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "How'd things go with the new camp counselor today?" Craig: "Fine. He's nice. He looks a little like you,...

Lady walks in, writes name on sign-in sheet. Mary: "Hi, Mrs. Chronos. Your appointment was 45 minutes ago." Mrs. Chronos: "I ...

Thank you, Bob!

Sir, I think the test you're referring to is the PSA for prostate cancer. While it is, like a mammogram, part of preventative health car...

Dr. Grumpy: "Anything that triggers these spells?" Mr. Dieffenbachia: "Yes. A plant." Dr. Grumpy: "Do you know whic...

As my readers know, I go to great lengths to avoid other neurologists. I do this because this branch of medicine is just chock full of perso...

Dr. Grumpy: "I spoke to the radiologist, and it looks like your husband has had a stroke..." Mrs. Concern: "Oh NO! What will ...

My home phone rings. Dr. Grumpy: "Hello?" Mom Grumpy: "Hi, Ibee, it's mom." Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, mom, how ya doing?...

I got called to the hospital on Monday to see an elderly man, who lives with his kids. On Friday night he fell asleep on the couch while wat...

But I really don't understand how a tomato can be a "Limited Edition" item. Thank you, Cal!

With the passing of Peter Falk today, I've seen a lot of mentions of his work. Primarily his famous role as Detective Columbo, but also ...

Several of my patients are nurses at the hospital I work at. So yesterday afternoon, while I was on rounds, one came over and asked if she c...

Due to an insane day, I was ordered to stop by Taco Bell to get dinner. Gumwad: "Welcome to Taco Bell." Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, can ...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Somnus: "Hi, I need something to help me sleep." Annie: "Let ...