Wow. In related news, today I purchased an Artisan Whoopie Pie! Baked from scratch, 100% natural, trans fat free. Doesn't sound like much whoopie is left in it frankly but I'll let y'all know when I've worked up the nerve to try it.
Wv: pinis, or what you're left with after your winkie-gram.
THC is won from hep, so yes most hemp contains THC.
It depends on the time you harvest it how much THC is there and also on the parts of the plants.
With common hemp the flowers contain the most THC while seeds contain nearly nothing. This is why you do not get high from eating hemp seeds..
If you harvest the plant when it has already flowered and seeded to use the fibers from the stem, the plant is also nearly void of THC and the fibers itself also do not contain THC.
So why doesn´t anyone make jokes about cakes or rolls with poppyseeds?
Contrary to hemp seeds which are void of 'special' substances poppy seeds do contain a minimal ammount of opium..but do we see any jokes about it?
Do they give you the munchies?
ReplyDeletemmmm...rope waffles. Full of fiber.
ReplyDeleteYou've had Belgian waffles; now try Amsterdam waffles.
ReplyDeleteI've eaten those!! LOVE THEM. High in protein.
ReplyDelete... They taste a little like socks, though.
To Anon. 4:58,
ReplyDeleteROFLOL!
Yes, but are they Artisanal?
ReplyDelete(WV: ingulful - How you feel when you've eaten too many gulls)
"You toast them, and they'll get you toasted in return."
ReplyDelete"You'll see pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, and new blue diamonds."
ReplyDeleteFortified with THC.
ReplyDeleteWhat is inorganic hemp? Nylon?
ReplyDeleteMmmm...sock-flavoured waffles. What a great selling feature!
ReplyDeleteYou'll stay crispy even in milk.
ReplyDeleteNew, from the makers of Coca Puffs, Cap'n Crunk, Special K, and Chextasy...
ReplyDeleteDUUUUUUDE!!!!!
ReplyDeletePot-Tarts.
ReplyDeleteWow. In related news, today I purchased an Artisan Whoopie Pie! Baked from scratch, 100% natural, trans fat free. Doesn't sound like much whoopie is left in it frankly but I'll let y'all know when I've worked up the nerve to try it.
ReplyDeleteWv: pinis, or what you're left with after your winkie-gram.
Hemp doesn't have THC, so what's the point? Am I going to poop a sweater?
ReplyDeleteDear Bulrush
ReplyDeleteTHC is won from hep, so yes most hemp contains THC.
It depends on the time you harvest it how much THC is there and also on the parts of the plants.
With common hemp the flowers contain the most THC while seeds contain nearly nothing.
This is why you do not get high from eating hemp seeds..
If you harvest the plant when it has already flowered and seeded to use the fibers from the stem, the plant is also nearly void of THC and the fibers itself also do not contain THC.
So why doesn´t anyone make jokes about cakes or rolls with poppyseeds?
Contrary to hemp seeds which are void of 'special' substances poppy seeds do contain a minimal ammount of opium..but do we see any jokes about it?
I want poppy seed jokes, so get on with it