Doctor Grumpy in the House

Today some WWII veterans came to Wingnut Elementary School to talk to the kids. Dr. Grumpy: "How'd the meeting with the veterans go...

When getting drunk after pulling a smash & grab at the liquor store, I suggest you go home before starting the party. Not like this guy....

Last night I was doing an online marketing survey, which featured this question: Will your prescribing of Sarcasma increase, decrease, or s...

My 1:00 today came in with his wife. She had a strange sweater on. It had the collar and both arms, but only partially (like by 3 inches) ...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Wokemeup: "Yeah, I was wondering if you got a fax from my pharmacy. T...

While I try not to post too many bizarre news articles at a time, some things just demand to be shared with my readers. Especially when one ...

While I strongly discourage smoking, and try to get my patients to quit, I leave it at that. Some doctors just take things a little too far.

Craig: "Dad, I don't think I can go to school today." Dr. Grumpy: "What's wrong?" Craig: "There was this g...

Guy walks in, stands at front desk. Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Mr. Lost: "Yes. I'm looking for Susan Stemi." Mary: ...

This weekend I got dragged kicking and screaming called in to see a hospital consult. It was a lady who'd had her appendix out, and ha...

I'd like to thank my reader Kelly for sending this in. She writes: "Petersen therapy is across the street from our office. They sen...

If you have a wart on your leg (or anywhere) PLEASE refrain from picking it off while talking to your neurologist. The fact that you take Co...

Local Hospital has elevator doors with lights that flash green when they're opening and red when closing. I'm done with afternoon ro...

Has her name: 1. On her necklace 2. On her right hand ring 3. Tattooed on her left forearm. 4. Tattooed on her right ankle 5. And on a left ...