Thursday, March 31, 2011

Idiocy

Last night I was doing an online marketing survey, which featured this question:

Will your prescribing of Sarcasma increase, decrease, or stay the same based on your meeting with the sales rep?

[] Yes.

[] No.
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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 31, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    Well, that's easy. The answer has to be yes. If you said no, you'd be lying. They're just trying to weed out the liars.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 31, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    I disagree, the answer is no. The amount prescibed may not change 'based on meeting the sales rep'. Dr G. already is at the maximum dosage allowed.

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  3. Grumpy, M.D.March 31, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    That's true. I'm on the highest Sarcasma dose allowable, and my staff feels I've become immune to its benefits over time. Like I care.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 31, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    that would still be a yes as it would 'stay the same'

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  5. AnonymousMarch 31, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    I think C is the correct answer.

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  6. Li'l AzathothMarch 31, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    Does that include the imaginary part?

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  7. AnonymousMarch 31, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    Definately decrease. You don't want them to visit, do you? Then again, you might get free samples.

    wv - Beddions, what bed bugs excrete

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  8. PackerMarch 31, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    It is a govt. survey.

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  9. The MotherMarch 31, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    If you try to hard to fill out forms like this, your brain will start to hurt.

    Does Sarcasma fix that?

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  10. Kat's KatsMarch 31, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    That depends on what they brought to eat and if they remembered the diet coke.

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  11. AnonymousMarch 31, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    "I'll keep doing what I always do- flip a coin."

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  12. donnaMarch 31, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    I think there is another option ...
    4 ! If I have a sales meeting WHILE consulting the rep for a medical question in the hospital!
    BTW: I no longer prescribe it!

    WV: dewal:: Had dewal with above mentioned sales rep..she lost! Can you come collect her body?

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  13. webhillMarch 31, 2011 at 9:26 PM

    The answer is no. Prescribing habits will be what they will be, and visits with the rep have nothing to do with them. Right?

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  14. AuraApril 1, 2011 at 6:21 AM

    Could it mean "When your prescribing of Sarcasma increases, decreases or stays the same, will it be based on your meeting with the sales rep?"

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  15. AnonymousApril 1, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    Maybe. (Option not listed.) Do you still get to keep the $5.00?

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  16. AnonymousApril 3, 2011 at 2:20 AM

    Can you check both boxes?

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So wadda you think?