Doctor Grumpy in the House

This past weekend, for those of you who were fortunate enough to miss it, was (at least in my area) the Boy Scouts Pinewood Derby. This an...

My kids (okay, me too) like ice cream. Who doesn't? And whenever a new, cool-sounding flavor shows up at Local Ice Cream Shoppe, I'l...

I got dragged into the hospital to do a consult, and discovered this line in another doctor's dictation: "I warned the patient that...

Webhill sent in this non-artisanal restaurant sign that she passed on the street recently. Personally, I don't want to pay $21.99 to ge...

And totally screws things up. And yes I ALWAYS write refills in whole numbers.

Mr. Voice: "Hello, Megalithic Suxshit Insurance Company, can I help you?" Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, this is Dr. Ibee Grumpy. In the pa...

Mrs. Ancient didn't show up for an appointment last week. Mary had left a reminder message on her machine the day before, but she didn...

Dr. Grumpy: "When did the dizziness start?" Mrs. Batty: "Well, I saw you for it last year! Don't you remember?" Dr. ...

This year the Girl Scouts are requiring background checks on people looking to buy cookies, to prevent unfortunate incidents of this type f...

Thank you for inviting me to watch "leading physicians" discuss your product. Honestly, however, all I see in this picture are 2 g...

Dr. Grumpy: "Hey, where are the Peanut Butter M&M's?" Mary: "Oh, we put all the M&M's in the tupperware conta...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses in your family? Mr. Needle: "Nope. Everybody is healthy. I mean, unless you count diabetes. Or ca...

I'm reading the news online this morning, and this ad was on the web page. I can't help it. I'm immature and juvenile.

Mrs. Grumpy and I are taking a nap. My home phone rings, waking me up. Dr. Grumpy: "Hello?." Mr. Pissmeoff: "Hi, um, Dr. Grum...