Monday, September 1, 2025

Front desk

Mary: "Hi, can I help you?"

Mr. Kard: "I have an appointment to see Dr. Grumpy."

Mary: "Okay, let me hand you this clipboard and forms, there's some pens over there... can I get your insurance card?"

Mr. Kard: "Um, I don't have it."

Mary: "Is it on your phone?"

Mr. Kard: "No, but my mother has been here, too, and it's the same insurance. Can you look up her card?"

Mary: "Okay, what's her name?"

Mr. Kard: "Irene Kard."

Mary: "Okay, hang on... Um, your mom hasn't been here in over 15 years... and her insurance card was with a plan that doesn't exist anymore."

Mr. Kard: "So you can't use that one?"

Mary: "No. We need a new copy, can you have your mom text you a picture of it? I just need the numbers on the front."

Mr. Kard: "She died ten years ago."


 
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