Sunday, June 8, 2025

Religion 101

Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have any other questions?"

Ms. Shiny: "Yes," (she opens her briefcase) "Can I offer you a copy of the Bible?"

Dr.. Grumpy: "Uh, no thank you."

Ms. Shiny: "I have both old and new testament, or both?"

Dr. Grumpy: "That's okay, let me bring you up front."

Ms. Shiny: "How about a copy of The Watchtower?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, no."

Ms. Shiny: "How about a Quran? I have one in here, somewhere."

Dr. Grumpy: "No."

Ms. Shiny: "Um, let me see, Book of Mormon?"

Dr. Grumpy: "No, thank you. My next patient is waiting, so..."

Ms. Shiny: "Bhagavad Gita?"

14 comments:

H. P. Lovecraft said...

Necronomicon?

John Woolman said...

Hmm, All monotheistic/abrahamic religions. Did she forget about Wicca?

Anonymous said...

Adams and Victor's, please

Anonymous said...

"Maybe you prefer something a little more specialized? Let me run out to my car and grab a couple of my other briefcases."

Antibubba said...

No 'Principia Discordia'? Figures.

Anonymous said...

No Avesta? No Guru Granth Sahib? No Kitáb-i-Aqdas?

Anonymous said...

"You're Jewish, right? I just happen to have all 73 volumes of the Talmud on me. By the way, do you have any idea what might be causing my back pain?"

Anonymous said...

"Look, I stay in a lot of hotels and I'm a kleptomaniac."

Shadrach the Orbital Panda said...

"I work in a bar, so I have to be prepared for all the times a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk in."

Anonymous said...

Her house is the one all the kids avoid on Halloween.

Packer said...

It’s a miracle , two months and he has returned to us, oh ye of little faith

Anonymous said...

"I'm a drug rep for faith healers."

gloriap said...

Welcome back, Dr. Grumpy. We have missed you. Did she offer you The Lorax by any chance?

Anonymous said...

I am so happy you have returned.
Did she not have a copy of the Kama Sutra?

 
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