Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have any other questions?"
Ms. Shiny: "Yes," (she opens her briefcase) "Can I offer you a copy of the Bible?"
Dr.. Grumpy: "Uh, no thank you."
Ms. Shiny: "I have both old and new testament, or both?"
Dr. Grumpy: "That's okay, let me bring you up front."
Ms. Shiny: "How about a copy of The Watchtower?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, no."
Ms. Shiny: "How about a Quran? I have one in here, somewhere."
Dr. Grumpy: "No."
Ms. Shiny: "Um, let me see, Book of Mormon?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, thank you. My next patient is waiting, so..."
Ms. Shiny: "Bhagavad Gita?"
14 comments:
Necronomicon?
Hmm, All monotheistic/abrahamic religions. Did she forget about Wicca?
Adams and Victor's, please
"Maybe you prefer something a little more specialized? Let me run out to my car and grab a couple of my other briefcases."
No 'Principia Discordia'? Figures.
No Avesta? No Guru Granth Sahib? No Kitáb-i-Aqdas?
"You're Jewish, right? I just happen to have all 73 volumes of the Talmud on me. By the way, do you have any idea what might be causing my back pain?"
"Look, I stay in a lot of hotels and I'm a kleptomaniac."
"I work in a bar, so I have to be prepared for all the times a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk in."
Her house is the one all the kids avoid on Halloween.
It’s a miracle , two months and he has returned to us, oh ye of little faith
"I'm a drug rep for faith healers."
Welcome back, Dr. Grumpy. We have missed you. Did she offer you The Lorax by any chance?
I am so happy you have returned.
Did she not have a copy of the Kama Sutra?
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