"I'm starting to think that these X-ray Specs don't really work as advertised. Oh, well, at least I have those Sea Monkeys I ordered to look forward to."
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11 comments:
Now that is going too far when trying to be inward-looking. Their inner eye is clearly not working.
I can't see clearly now... my colon's gone
Sorry Johnny Nash
just get your head out of your a** - wait, no.
Maybe the patient is a Costa Rican who misplaced their cash?
Probably just a burnt-out light bulb.
It’s right there, after the second word.
"Fortunately, I can still feel it, hear it, smell it, and taste it."
"I'm starting to think that these X-ray Specs don't really work as advertised. Oh, well, at least I have those Sea Monkeys I ordered to look forward to."
"Ever since it got the restraining order."
That’s nothing to complain about. You should give thanks for small mercies.
Do hemorrhoids count as colon? If so, I can see mine just fine! (and I'm not real happy about it either)
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